Some of the archean notable references to blade swallowing were documented over four large integer old age ago in bharat by fakirs and non-christian priest priests who practiced the art about 2000 BC, on with fire-eating, fire-walking on hot coals, egg laying on cactus or a bed of nails, ophidian handling, and additional ascetic interfaith practices, as demonstration of their invulnerability, power, and connection with their gods. Sword swallowing is tranquil performed in destined location of India today. Sword swallowers in India are famous by the term "golewala" or "jolewale" or "jholewale" or "jholawalla" (meaning "juggler" or "street performer") or "jagudar" (meaning "magician" or "miracle worker").
All a pharaoh wants is a over-nice place to rest, encircled by his (equivalent to) millions of dollars in pillage and valuable old artifacts, but there's always some comedian that wants his stuff. So, the Mummy's gotta get out of his cozy coffin and open a can of curse-ass in his shambling, arms-straight-out, wrapped-in-bandages, way. He doesn't really care if he's assaultive genuine grave robbers or archaeologists who privation to put him in a museum. He's not intelligent or powerful, but once his icy hand grips someone's shoulder, even the manliest of men will let out a girlish scream.
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